A comprehensive time-off management application for tracking vacation, sick, and personal leave balances.

↑ that's the pitch deck version. here's the real one:

It's a PTO tracker.
It's also got a mouth on it.

Type why you're out, pick how unhinged the calendar should sound, and it rewrites your entry into something you'd never actually put in an email to HR. The tracking part works too, obviously.

the part nobody's here for

Okay, it tracks PTO too.

Fine — yes, it also does normal tracker stuff. Matches whatever weird policy your company runs (one bucket or five, days or hours). Carryover that actually rolls over on its own, capped how you set it, gone once you actually spend it. Holidays and PTO on one calendar. That's the whole boring paragraph. Moving on.

the actual point

Same day off.
Four completely different vibes.

One dial, four fixed positions — no continuum, no "kind of snarky." You pick a lane.

$note "dentist appointment"
CORPORATE
DRONE
dentist appointment
GRANDFATHERED
IN
Getting to the root of it.
PIP
Getting drilled about my flossing habits.
WALKED OUT
BY SECURITY
Getting laughing gas and saying some wild shit I won't remember.
// your literal typed text is always saved underneath, no matter what the calendar shows. profanity's fair game past PIP — actually hateful stuff never is, at any setting. mean to the situation, not to people.
It'll write your out-of-office reply too, same voice, one click. Real sample, beach vacation, dial cranked: "I'm on a beach, horizontal, oiled up like a rotisserie chicken and three rum drinks past the point of remembering my own damn password." Copy, paste, gone.
ok your turn

Go mess with the dial.

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