↑ that's the pitch deck version. here's the real one:
Type why you're out, pick how unhinged the calendar should sound, and it rewrites your entry into something you'd never actually put in an email to HR. The tracking part works too, obviously.
Fine — yes, it also does normal tracker stuff. Matches whatever weird policy your company runs (one bucket or five, days or hours). Carryover that actually rolls over on its own, capped how you set it, gone once you actually spend it. Holidays and PTO on one calendar. That's the whole boring paragraph. Moving on.
One dial, four fixed positions — no continuum, no "kind of snarky." You pick a lane.